Shaun

I really can't settle on a good title.

This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Liff iz tu-short
Shaun
janasmanbitch
I think about what it would be like to have immortality. Mostly, I see it as a bummer. I want to one day have the answer to those burning questions of life, the universe, and everything. Like, when you die, will you actually get the answers or do you just cease to be? Or do you get the answers only to have the answers taken away because you are dumped back on earth again and are now a grasshopper. I would go nuts-o if I had to spend an eternity in debate about those things and I find most philosophy books dry, pretentious and inaccessible. However, I know that when I die I will have one regret: I never had enough time to listen to all of the music that is out there that I'm sure I would like. I tried back in the day and got really burned out trying to keep up. So I kinda stopped.

Then I met greyseal, who has an infectious love of music. So I'm back. Instead now I'm more focused. Ne'er a U2 cd will I purchase again. However, there is still that niggling voice in the back of my head saying "You're missing out on a lot of shit, dumb ass, now quit your job, dump your XBox, keep your girlfriend cuz she's a good reference, and start listening." What a dilemma. I mean there are whole styles of music I haven't even touched yet and some I've only scratched the surface of. This is compounded by the fact that I need a job to placate my inner-voice which requires time, which I also need a lot of to do the same.

Did I mention I also like movies?

::sigh::

More on Newsweek
Shaun
janasmanbitch
From your favorite hottie blond conservo-bombshell Ann Coulter.

She's the rights answer to Michael Moore, only way funnier and doesn't bend space/time as much.

This ranks up there....
Mr. Creosote
janasmanbitch
with Yasser Arafat getting the Nobel Peace Prize. Pure hypocrisy. It is so grand when the media becomes a self-parody.

This is dedicated to people who don't tell you things in time...
Shaun
janasmanbitch


Fuck you.

*Sigh*. I'm over it now.

Reagan was the shiznit
Shaun
janasmanbitch
My dad sent me these in an email. I can't verify all of these quotes but I recognize several of them as Reaganisms. God if only he had been our president during the depression and not that joker.


"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
- Ronald Reagan



"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

- Ronald Reagan



"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

- Ronald Reagan




"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong."

- Ronald Reagan




"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."

- Ronald Reagan




"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."

- Ronald Reagan




"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

- Ronald Reagan




"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."

- Ronald Reagan




"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."

- Ronald Reagan




"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."

- Ronald Reagan




"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession; I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

- Ronald Reagan




"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

- Ronald Reagan




"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

- Ronald Reagan




"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.

- Ronald Reagan



Sweet!

RIP Terri Schiavo
Shaun
janasmanbitch
You've earned it.

Hope you like it hot, Michael, you've also earned it.

Fucker.

The Shins
Shaun
janasmanbitch
Are coming to Seattle according to their site:

2005-05-13 - Univ of Wa - Bank of America Arena/Hec E in Seattle, WA

I can't find any ticket information anywhere, so if someone knows something I don't TELL ME TELL ME.

People I hate
Shaun
janasmanbitch
Slow drivers in the fast lane. Just get over, already.
People on bicycles. They come no more elitist then a cyclist in Seattle.
People who bring babies to movies. Get a babysitter or don't have kids if you still want a life.
Jerry Fallwell. um...
People who try to write smarter then they really are. You know who you are.
Lawyers. OK, trial lawyers mostly, and Michael Schiavos clairvoyent lawyer.
People who can't park, even on the 20th attempt.
Those little shits in the u-district who beg for food yet own a dog. Eat your dog, dammit, put us both out of your misery.
Anti-war protestors who block traffic during rush hour. Wait, I like that. Aything that makes people dislike them more.
Unethical/immoral business persons.
People who pee on the seats of toilets in every bathroom on my floor. I just lack the will to hover.
Haters.
Prepubescents that kick my ass in Halo 2 and talked shit the whole time.
Michigan State. You are dangerously close to Duke in this respect.
Whoever cast Rosario Dawson in Sin City. Seriously, wtf???
FDR. No one wants to believe me, but this guy really fucked us.

A hope that dare not speak it's name...
Shaun
janasmanbitch
Could the Cats really go all the way? Could they penetrate into the final four? Then thrust their way into the final game? Or have they climaxed too early again this year? Will we suffer the indignation of being taken by Duke? I hate Duke.

ow, IU just made us their bitches





Or maybe they will experience 2002 all over again but at our hands.

I hate Duke.

Begin the begin
Shaun
janasmanbitch
Step 1. Create an account. Check.
Step 2. Post something, just anything. Check.
Step 3. Ignore it for weeks, maybe months because you expended all creative juices on step 2. I'll get back to you on that one.

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