I really can't settle on a good title.

This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Objective Criticism Monkey
1 July
Sometimes I get one of those annoying, deep inner-ear itches. I'll stick my finger in there real deep to scratch it. I realize, then, that it is merely the mind control worm that Kahn put in there so I could betray Admiral Kirk into his hands. Sometimes it tries to go my other ear, but then the babelfish kicks the ever-lovin' crap out of it.